tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726 Dirk Strider (Ultimate) Dirk Strider (Ultimate) 2023-06-16T10:29:02Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:6995 2023-04-04T02:11:59Z 2023-04-04T15:06:50Z public 0 <center> <div style="background: url(&#39;https://i.pinimg.com/564x/9e/f5/e7/9ef5e7ebbdc4050c9949a5916a9551fd.jpg&#39;); margin: auto; width: 450px; height: 520px; padding: 20px; border-radius: 20px;"> <div style="font-family: century gothic,helvetica,sans-serif; color: #fff; text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(128, 149, 149, 0.5); text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: 4px; padding-bottom: 10px; border-bottom-style: groove; border-bottom-color: #fff; border-bottom-width: 1px; line-height: 20px" align="center"> <i><b>Kink Konnection</b></i> </div> <div style="width: 275px; height: 275px; border: 5px solid #809595; border-radius: 170px; padding: 0px; margin: 15px auto"> <div style="background: rgba(128, 149, 149, 0.7); background-size: cover; width: 265px; height: 265px; border-radius: 160px; padding: 20px; background-position: center;"> <div style="background: url(&#39;https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/file/10720.png&#39;); background-size: auto 220px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: center; border-radius: 130px; width: 223px; height: 223px; padding-top: 223px; background-position: center; border: 1px dotted #809595"> </div> </div> </div> <div style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: century gothic,helvetica,sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-top: -10px; text-align: center; color: #fff; text-shadow:1px 1px 0 rgba(128, 149, 149, 0.5);"> <b>Lil Cal | HOO HOO</b> </div> <div style="height: 120px; background: rgba(255,255,255, 0.7); overflow-y: auto; margin: 5px auto; border-radius: 6px; padding: 10px; font-family: Open Sans, sans serif"> <center><b> <span style="font-size: 1.2em; font-weight: bold;"><u>DTF DTF MINGLE</u></span><br /><br /> [<small>Your gaze is arrested by the sight: an immacculately poised, breathtakingly beautiful doll. No, not a doll. A puppet. Clad in brightly coloured attire, clearly meant to invoke the impudence of youth. He stares back at you, rosy cheeked, with brilliant blue eyes and an unfaltering grin. It's unclear whose DTF this is, but no one could hate such a winsome character, surely. And yet....</small>] <br> <br /> <span style="font: bold 1em Courier, monospace; color: #f2a400;"> <center>HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE<br> HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA<br> HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE<br> HOO HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA<br> HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA<br> HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO<br> HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO<br> HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO</center></span><br /> <img src="https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/calhead.gif"><img src="https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/calhead.gif"><img src="https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/calhead.gif"> [<small>Your gaze is arrested by the sight: an immacculately poised, breathtakingly beautiful doll. No, not a doll. A puppet. Clad in brightly coloured attire, clearly meant to invoke the impudence of youth. He stares back at you, rosy cheeked, with brilliant blue eyes and an unfaltering grin. It's unclear whose DTF this is, but no one could hate such a winsome character, surely. And yet....</small>]</b></center> </div></div></center><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=6995" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:6453 2023-04-02T03:02:53Z 2023-04-03T12:26:10Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/6453.html#cutid1">And every time we kiss I swear I could fly</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=6453" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:6393 2023-04-01T23:42:46Z 2023-04-30T15:22:33Z public 50 <center><img src="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/file/27791.png" width="800"><br /><br /><span style="font: bold 1em Courier, monospace; color: #f2a400;">HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO<br />HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO<br />HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO HOO<br />HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA HAA<br />HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA<br />HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA<br /></span><br /><img src="https://www.homestuck.com/images/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/calhead.gif"></center><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=6393" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:5925 2023-04-01T22:45:57Z 2023-04-01T23:38:04Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/5925.html#cutid1">There is no peace here; war is never cheap, dear</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=5925" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:5756 2023-04-01T22:17:56Z 2023-06-16T10:29:02Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/5756.html#cutid1">A persona that vast doesn’t just self-terminate. It won’t allow itself to.</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=5756" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:4766 2020-08-24T03:03:29Z 2021-02-23T04:51:35Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/4766.html#cutid1">Call it the Dirk Strider Memorial Gym</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=4766" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:4364 2020-08-09T03:55:05Z 2023-04-01T22:10:15Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/4364.html#cutid1">A persona that vast doesn’t just self-terminate. It won’t allow itself to.</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=4364" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:1587 2019-07-01T02:52:09Z 2019-11-25T03:33:40Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/1587.html#cutid1">There is no peace here; war is never cheap, dear</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=1587" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:1534 2019-06-11T01:01:52Z 2019-09-29T01:34:59Z public 1135 You called<br />I'm gone<br />Or I can't be fucked to answer y'all<br />Irrelevant masses, watching behind my glasses<br />Full Gendo Ikari, he ain't got nothing on me, <br />I got it worked out like Tomodachi<br />So it's fair you thought that you'd found a 'friend'<br />But machination's where our similarities end.<br />Keep shit in perspective: I'm super effective<br />And if a match to lose is your objective <br />Then you made the right call, your nerve's damn impressive<br />They haven't found the point I can't diverge from yet.<br />I get that you're set on a tête-à-tête<br />But if you ain't got options then nothing's a better bet<br />Challenging the Ultimate will just be another you regret.<br />Now that I've verbalised why you're wasting my time <br />I'm actually curious, was your decision that spurious<br />Or if you really have something to bring to the table,<br />Cause my rate's usurious, but shit, call me epicurious<br />I'm all anticipatory verbs, waitin' on your word<br />To salvage my rhymes, make it a duet. <br /><br />[<small>A spontaneous rap, recorded in his characteristic over-enunciated drawl. You've reached Dirk's voicemail. <br /><br />Leave a message.</small>]<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=1534" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:1240 2019-06-04T00:32:04Z 2020-08-01T03:02:18Z public 37 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/1240.html#cutid1">Everyone is king when there’s no one left to pawn</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=1240" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:918 2019-06-01T05:58:07Z 2019-06-01T05:58:07Z public 0 Questions, comments, criticisms, commendations for Dirk, the way I play Dirk, or me as a person/player! <br /><br />All comments are screened, anonymous comments are enabled, and IP tracking is off.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=918" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments tag:dreamwidth.org,2019-04-30:3517726:660 2019-05-27T04:23:39Z 2019-06-02T02:06:12Z public 0 <span class="cut-wrapper"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b class="cut-open">(&nbsp;</b><b class="cut-text"><a href="https://uber-marionettist.dreamwidth.org/660.html#cutid1">People are fragile things, you should know by now</a></b><b class="cut-close">&nbsp;)</b></span><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=uber_marionettist&ditemid=660" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments