Dirk Strider (Ultimate)

Kink Konnection

Lil Cal | HOO HOO

DTF DTF MINGLE

[Your gaze is arrested by the sight: an immacculately poised, breathtakingly beautiful doll. No, not a doll. A puppet. Clad in brightly coloured attire, clearly meant to invoke the impudence of youth. He stares back at you, rosy cheeked, with brilliant blue eyes and an unfaltering grin. It's unclear whose DTF this is, but no one could hate such a winsome character, surely. And yet....]

HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE
HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA
HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE
HOO HOO HOO HOO HAA HAA
HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
[Your gaze is arrested by the sight: an immacculately poised, breathtakingly beautiful doll. No, not a doll. A puppet. Clad in brightly coloured attire, clearly meant to invoke the impudence of youth. He stares back at you, rosy cheeked, with brilliant blue eyes and an unfaltering grin. It's unclear whose DTF this is, but no one could hate such a winsome character, surely. And yet....]

You called
I'm gone
Or I can't be fucked to answer y'all
Irrelevant masses, watching behind my glasses
Full Gendo Ikari, he ain't got nothing on me,
I got it worked out like Tomodachi
So it's fair you thought that you'd found a 'friend'
But machination's where our similarities end.
Keep shit in perspective: I'm super effective
And if a match to lose is your objective
Then you made the right call, your nerve's damn impressive
They haven't found the point I can't diverge from yet.
I get that you're set on a tête-à-tête
But if you ain't got options then nothing's a better bet
Challenging the Ultimate will just be another you regret.
Now that I've verbalised why you're wasting my time
I'm actually curious, was your decision that spurious
Or if you really have something to bring to the table,
Cause my rate's usurious, but shit, call me epicurious
I'm all anticipatory verbs, waitin' on your word
To salvage my rhymes, make it a duet.

[A spontaneous rap, recorded in his characteristic over-enunciated drawl. You've reached Dirk's voicemail.

Leave a message.]